You Dont Have A TailLight!!!

“Pull over the curb,” said the policeman. “You don’t have a taillight.”
The motorist stepped out, looked in back of the car, and stood quivering and speechless. “Oh, it’s not that bad,” said the policeman. The man mumbled, “It’s not the taillight I am worried about. Where are my wife and trailer?”

Before And After

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage is love; after marriage it is self-defense.